The Best Thread EVER!

[Beejus]

....is not this one


*People, this is how bored I get...or should I say, this is as bored as I am right now

[eclectica]

:jerkoff:
lol, I'll shake to that, now that I'm on my fourth beer
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

[Dollar_Girl]

i'm so bored that i'm baking fruit cakes... cherry cake, apple cake, strawberry cake... i dont even like fruit cakes :banana:

[Dollar_Girl]

i'm liking what's going on with the forum now... the ash grey dividers are nice, more subtle, very sexy :jerkoff:


how cum nobody makes female masturbation smilies... u know like a bit of dildo action or something

[Beejus]

That's a good question dollar...

I think it might have to do with that there's such a small number of women who actually admit that they masturbate in the world...

I just want you to know, I fully support the equal rights of smilies...why should a male be able to masturbate on a forum and not a female? that's sexist, barbaric and someone needs to do something about it (not me though, I suck at art)

Why do women have a problem with fessing up about masturbation? hell, if I were a woman, I'd never leave home...and if I did, I'd just find another woman to bang... <----I'm a true lesbian

[eclectica]

How about a fruitcake emeritus?

You know that reminds me of how my father's older sister used to send him this fruitcake every year in the mail around Christmas time. And he used to eat it and make it last several months. I have to say that the thing was terribly atrocious and he ought to be given a medal for the courage to eat it. You see, my father is the sentimental type, and he forces himself to appreciate gifts even when he really doesn't. Well it all worked out in the end because she's dead now anyways.

You say what the hell do I mean it all worked out in the end? I mean that he loved his sister to the end and he did the right thing, and though he was a slave of her shitty fruitcakes by forcing himself to eat them every year, now that she is dead it makes him look kind of heroic.

"this too shall pass". <-- that is the motto to adhere to as my father passed his sister's fruitcakes into the toilet bowl.

You know Dollar, I was just about to shut down the forum and install a portal (sounds like a type of toilet, like "porta-san") hack, and once again you had to come in and wave your wet pussy in my face, distracting me from my work.

Oh, woe is me
:nope:

[eclectica]

I would love to have some dildo/phallic smilies but I haven't been able to find any. The person to ask would be CFB.

[eclectica]

My wife makes good fruitcakes, and because of that they have been restored to their proper honor in my mind. Despite my post-traumatic stress syndrome of examining (I wouldn't dare eat) my aunt's fruitcakes, I see that indeed they can be delectable and appetizing.

[Beejus]

You know Dollar, I was just about to shut down the forum and install a portal (sounds like a type of toilet, like "porta-san") hack, and once again you had to come in and wave your wet pussy in my face, distracting me from my work.

Oh, woe is me
:nope:


Spoken like a true man...yes yes... the power of a woman over a man is greater than any force in this life

[eclectica]

Fuck it there are like ten people online now, so I'll just install the hack while the forum is live

BRACE YOURSELVES FOR ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE
:bunker:

[Dollar_Girl]

i hate being forced to eat things, but i admire your dad for eating THE fruitcake. Thats quite a beautiful story... now u have made me feel all girly and sentimental.

I am currently making a baked mango and strawberry custard, i dont think i will eat any of this, i am just going to give it away ... and hope someone apppreciates it enough to force it down their intestine.


Sexist forum smilies... time to start a petition

[eclectica]

Sometimes I find smilies just by doing a search for what I am looking for plus the word "smilies". For example, say I want a penis smiley, then I would do a search for "smilies penis". I didn't find any decent "penis", "pussy" or "dildo" smilies. Look what I found though:

http://www.velocidad-maxima.com/forum/images/smilies/wackitsex1.gif

[Criminal_Sniper]

damn its looking nice around here
and i think i know something much better than a woman
women!!
2 or more is how i like it (though i dont always get it :( )
the fine things in life are free
pussy and alcohol

[Criminal_Sniper]

and E that is by far the best smiley ive ever seen (not in a sicko wacko jacko kinda way its just funny)
:p

[mekajinn]

damn its looking nice around here
and i think i know something much better than a woman
women!!
2 or more is how i like it (though i dont always get it :( )
the fine things in life are free
pussy and alcohol

wtf... alcohol and pussy are free?

har har

[nicobie]

poopers

[Criminal_Sniper]

maybe instead of pussy u should get into that scat porn
:P
fucking filthy dude lol
nicobie shut up BTFW!
i call a kitty a pussy
my friend has a cat called puss puss
shouldnt i call it pussy since u call it kitty?
and i think cunt is more offensive
much more